DVD REVIEW: CREAM PIE #74Cream Pie #74
Studio: Homegrown Video
Format: DVD
Audio: Stereo
This amateur series continues with another offering of four episodes contributed by average people seeking their brief instances of “pseudo”adult industry fame. As is much more common than not, they get off- and we spend some of our quality time either liking it and getting off as well, ….or we shake our heads, most likely laughing at them, or ourselves for the time we wasted watching them.
In the first segment I call “Best Birthday Ever” (TIC), Whitney Morgan has decided to give A.J., her boyfriend of three and a half years, a birthday gift of a recorded romp! Whitney calmly surprises A.J. as he reads up on his surfing mags, and the single cam begins to record the gift presentation. Whitney is very playful and loving and guides the session into a pretty average lovemaking scene. There are mutual oral takes, plus the usual four positions (woman on top/reverse/doggy/missionary), and as promised, some cream pie action. Actually, he jerks off into her gaping pussy, and then kind of Roto-Rooters the cum back inside.
The camera work is adequate,..it appears to be a female friend of Whitney’s. We don’t see her, but if she was attractive, I’m sure SurfBoy A.J. would have enjoyed a three way for his birthday present instead. Nevertheless, Whitney is moderately attractive as a bubbly, rounder than skinny girlfriend with some tan lines (I LOVE tan lines!!) and a black pair of Jolly Roger undies that never come off the whole time.
My tattoo count for the scene was at least seven. Unfortunately, I am not much of a tattoo person, and see them as a distraction more than anything else. This scene wasn’t too extreme with ink, as opposed to some, where it looks like two comic strips fucking.
Surprisingly, near the end, the voice behind the camera becomes male, so there must have been more of an original audience. Overall, the scene seems real, as do Whitney and A.J. as a real life couple. The sex was average,….definitely enjoyed more by “them” than “us.”
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Next, we see Sparrow do a quick dance for Big Dan (who is our POV camera) and then do a lot of cock sucking on her knees. She does mount him a couple times, but Big Dan stays right in his easy chair the entire time, narrating and talking to the audience, referring to us as “boys.” Sparrow, or as Big Dan calls her, his “Slut Angel,” never looks too thrilled about the whole thing, but is quite obedient, and the scene ends with her licking and cleaning up Big Dan’s cock.
The camera work and production are without a doubt very amateurish, and the background scenery of Big Dan’s domain was somewhat interesting, but still distracting to the viewer.
I could have made it through the day not watching this scene and everything would have still been okay with me.
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The third installment, which I call “I Love You Too,” has me thinking that this DVD is going downhill ever since Surfer Dude shot into Blondie’s pussy. Another POV cam from the boyfriend who goes by “Stone Hynge” shows overweight and costumed Mystic trying to get herself moist for orgasms, coitus, and Cream Pie,……and comic relief!!!
There are a few things in this scene that made me laugh out loud, which is supposed to happen, right??? Sexually, we get the masturbation, the sex toys, the gratuitous in-out to produce aforementioned cream pie,…but we also get comical dialogue, a couple squirts from Mystic, some sloppy close-ups, and luckily, one of their kid’s bath towels was nearby to wipe up all that silly funnin’ residue. Not to mention, at the climax of their fucking, they both sound like they’re trying to escape from being wedged between the car seat and dashboard after an accident in a fast food drive thru lane. At least her French manicure looked nice!
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What do you get when you combine professional wresting mentalities with a little erotica while throwing in a Zorro mask, zebra stripes, leopard cushions, mirrors, an “I Love You” tattoo, a video camera,….and of course,…a Cream Pie??? You get the last scene on this DVD with brunette Sophia and bald Maxxx Loadz salvaging an otherwise lack-luster product.
This couple manages to display some fun and sexiness, although Sophia has that “inflatable sex doll open mouth” look throughout much of the scene. We get to see her warm up with some masturbation (after the couple performs some silly wrestling display???), and then they go through the position cycle with a decent cream pie finish. On a side note, Sophia has the hottest body on this DVD, especially her near perfect tits!! That’s probably the reason she’s on the cover of the box.
One nice feature is that all four scenes are divided into “Play Whole Scene,” “Foreplay,” “Lovemaking,” and “Climax.” This helps in case you’re pressed for time and need to get right to the sounds of that drive thru car wreck Mystic and Stone are trying to live through. Also, there is a short five minute Blooper reel that showcases some of Homegrown Video’s other title categories.
I admit that I haven’t seen Cream Pie ‘s #1 through 73, but I now have watched #74 thoroughly. I would watch others, but I’m all set with this one.
Rating: 
(barely,…)
Review By:
BK Rocks
