DVD REVIEW: Blow Job Winner # 5Immoral Productions
Presents
Blow Job Winner # 5
Directed by:
Jim Powers
Starring:
Angelina Ashe, Madison Parker, Cindy Hope, Jessica Moore, Tiffany Tyler, Sara Faye. Guys not credited.
So Porno Dan is in his basement, and he’s released another Blow Job Winner – his fifth one, with Jim Powers behind the camera. Honestly, it could be anyone behind the camera, you know the deal: Go to Porno Dan’s basement, and shoot a BJ with some amateur guy and some models. There are 6 scenes, but they are all non-sexual, dead on arrival scenes where no one says a word to each other, and they all seem like they are in some sort of race. In one scene, we actual see the fluffers become so bored and so disinterested, they started getting dressed! In the middle of the scene!!
Things are so inconsistent on this DVD, sometimes there is music, sometimes not, sometimes Dan has longer hair, sometimes short hair, sometimes he’ll start with the girl in frame, sometimes not. It seems like he just makes things up as he films, which kind of lends itself to his amateur quality.
All the girls give their blow jobs like they are being timed with a stopwatch. No tease, no talk, no taking their time. You can visibly see Dan and the girls fooling around on their laptop computers, while the blowjobs are happening. The guy doesn’t talk, the girl doesn’t talk – it’s just 15 – 18 minutes of pure sucking dick. Forget about artistry or camera angles, this is straight up amateur hour. They could have put the camera on a tripod and went out for coffee as far as quality is concerned.
Between Porno Dan constantly wiping his face with his hands, and Jim Powers screaming two inches from the microphone, this DVD is better left on the shelf.
Rating: 
Bad quality, non-sexual blow jobs, and a “who cares” attitude, makes this contestant wish he’d never been a winner.
Review by:
@Pauliek2003
